January232014
January212014

im-a-walking-paradox:

when your friends smoke but you dont 

(via livelifecountry)

January82014
iamsexuallyfrustrated:

You know what?
Whether you’re overweight
or underweight
or average-sized
and whether you have straight hair
or wild curly hair
or no hair,
and even if you have undescended testicles
or ones that hang “too low”
and even if your boobs are lopsided
or your nipples are “too big”
or your vagina doesn’t look like a peach
or you don’t like shaving
or you have an ugly sex face
or you like sticking your dick in the mayonnaise jar and no vagina, mouth, or butthole can compare to your favorite mayonnaise jar,
or you have some other thing that you’re extremely self-conscious about,
if you made a porno,
people would watch it. 
And they would enjoy the fuck out of it. 
Multiple times.
"Flaws" and all.
If that’s not comforting, I don’t know what is.

iamsexuallyfrustrated:

You know what?

Whether you’re overweight

or underweight

or average-sized

and whether you have straight hair

or wild curly hair

or no hair,

and even if you have undescended testicles

or ones that hang “too low”

and even if your boobs are lopsided

or your nipples are “too big”

or your vagina doesn’t look like a peach

or you don’t like shaving

or you have an ugly sex face

or you like sticking your dick in the mayonnaise jar and no vagina, mouth, or butthole can compare to your favorite mayonnaise jar,

or you have some other thing that you’re extremely self-conscious about,

if you made a porno,

people would watch it. 

And they would enjoy the fuck out of it. 

Multiple times.

"Flaws" and all.

If that’s not comforting, I don’t know what is.

December142013
tyenesandsnake:

w0ndurland:

youonlyliveonce92:

iheartlambert:

*i separated the download & watch links like you guys requested*
10 Things I Hate About You Watch
13 Going On 30 Watch
21 Jump Street Download
500 Days Of Summer Watch
27 Dresses Watch
8 Mile Watch
Alice In Wonderland Watch
The Avengers Watch
The Amazing Spiderman Watch
A Knight’s Tale Watch
American Beauty Watch
A Walk To Remember Watch
American Psycho Watch
Angels & Demons Watch
Across The Universe Watch
Aquamarine Watch
Burlesque Watch
Black Swan Download
Bridesmaids Watch
The Blue Lagoon Watch
Bring It On Watch
Bad Teacher Watch
Baby Mama Watch
Brokeback Mountain Watch
The Breakfast Club Watch
Bride Wars Watch
Bridget Jones’s Diary Download
Bridget Jones’s Diary 2: The Edge Of Reason Watch
Brave Download
The Boy In Stripped Pyjamas Watch
Corpse Bride Watch
Confessions Of A Shopaholic Watch
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory Watch
Cry-Baby Download
Casanova Watch
Confessions Of A Teenage Dramaqueen Watch
Captain America: The First Avenger Watch
Contagion Watch
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button Watch
Chicago Watch
The Dreamers Watch
Dear John Watch
The Dark Knight Watch
The Dark Knight Rises Download
The Devil Wears Prada Watch
Dracula Watch
Dark Shadows Watch
Don Juan DeMarco Watch
Edward Scissorhands Watch - Download
Easy A Watch - Download
Ella Enchanted Watch
Eat Pray Love Watch
Fight Club Watch
Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas Watch
Friends With Kids Download
Girl, Interrupted Watch
Gone With The Wind Watch
Grease Watch
Harry Potter &:
The Sorcerer’s Stone Watch - Download
The Chamber Of Secrets Watch - Download
The Prisoner Of Azkaban Watch - Download
The Goblet Of Fire Download
The Order Of The PhoenixWatch - Download
The Half Blood Prince Download
The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 Download /Part 2 Download
The Hangover Watch - Download
The Hangover 2 Watch
Home Alone Watch
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York. Watch
He’s Not That Into You Watch
The Holiday Watch
The House Bunny Watch
Hugo Watch
The Hunger Games Download
Inception Download
The Illusionist Watch
Interview With The Vampire Watch
The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus Watch
Iron Man Watch
Iron Man 2 Watch
Jennifer’s Body Watch
Jawbreaker Download
John Tucker Must Die Watch
Juno Watch
Just Married Watch
Knocked Up Watch
The King’s Speech Download
Little Miss Sunshine Watch
Lost In Translation Watch
LOL Download
Love Actually Watch
Legally Blonde Watch
Legally Blonde 2 Watch
Little WomenWatch
Lion For Lambs Watch
Lolita Watch
Lord Of The Rings:
The Fellowship Of The Ring Watch
The Two Towers Watch
The Return Of The King Watch
The Last Song Watch
Labor Pains Watch
Marie Antoinette Watch
Mean Girls Watch
Magic Mike Download
My Sister’s Keeper Watch
Moulin Rouge Watch
Mr. & Mrs. Smith Watch
Mona Lisa Smile Watch
New Year’s Eve Watch
Never Let Me Go Watch
The Notebook Watch
The Nightmare Before Christmas Watch
Pride & Prejudice Download
Princess Diaries Watch
Princess Diaries 2 Watch
The Phantom Of The Opera Watch
Pirates Of The Caribbean:
The Curse Of The Black Pearl Watch
Dead Man’s Chest Watch
At World’s End Watch
On Stranger Tides Watch
The Parent Trap Watch
Pineapple Express Watch
The Prestige Watch
Penelope Watch
Public Enemies Watch
The Reader Watch
Remember Me Watch
The Road To El Dorado Watch
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Watch
The Runaways Watch
Ratatouille Watch
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street Download
Snow White & The Hunstman Download
Sherlock Holmes Watch - Download
The Social Network Download
Step Up Watch
Step Up To The Street Watch
She’s The Man Watch
Some Like It Hot Watch
Spice World: The Spice Girls Movie Watch
Shame Watch
Sex and The City Watch
Sucker Punch Watch
The Twilight Saga:
Twilight Watch
New Moon Watch
Eclipse Watch
Breakin’ Dawn part 1 Download
Thor Download
Titanic Watch 
Top Gun Download
Tangled Watch
The Tourist Watch
The Time Traveler’s Wife Watch
Up Watch
The Virgin Suicides Download
The Vow Watch
Vanilla Sky Watch
Velvet Goldmine Watch
V For Vendetta Watch
The Woman In Black Watch
What Happens In Vegas Watch
Water For The Elephants Watch
Yes Man Watch

SPREAD THESE AROUND

BLESS YOU FOR MAKING THIS

IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE IN LOVE WITH A TUMBLR POST. BECAUSE I AM.

tyenesandsnake:

w0ndurland:

youonlyliveonce92:

iheartlambert:

*i separated the download & watch links like you guys requested*

10 Things I Hate About You Watch

13 Going On 30 Watch

21 Jump Street Download

500 Days Of Summer Watch

27 Dresses Watch

8 Mile Watch

Alice In Wonderland Watch

The Avengers Watch

The Amazing Spiderman Watch

A Knight’s Tale Watch

American Beauty Watch

A Walk To Remember Watch

American Psycho Watch

Angels & Demons Watch

Across The Universe Watch

Aquamarine Watch

Burlesque Watch

Black Swan Download

Bridesmaids Watch

The Blue Lagoon Watch

Bring It On Watch

Bad Teacher Watch

Baby Mama Watch

Brokeback Mountain Watch

The Breakfast Club Watch

Bride Wars Watch

Bridget Jones’s Diary Download

Bridget Jones’s Diary 2: The Edge Of Reason Watch

Brave Download

The Boy In Stripped Pyjamas Watch

Corpse Bride Watch

Confessions Of A Shopaholic Watch

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory Watch

Cry-Baby Download

Casanova Watch

Confessions Of A Teenage Dramaqueen Watch

Captain America: The First Avenger Watch

Contagion Watch

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button Watch

Chicago Watch

The Dreamers Watch

Dear John Watch

The Dark Knight Watch

The Dark Knight Rises Download

The Devil Wears Prada Watch

Dracula Watch

Dark Shadows Watch

Don Juan DeMarco Watch

Edward Scissorhands Watch - Download

Easy A Watch - Download

Ella Enchanted Watch

Eat Pray Love Watch

Fight Club Watch

Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas Watch

Friends With Kids Download

Girl, Interrupted Watch

Gone With The Wind Watch

Grease Watch

Harry Potter &:

The Hangover Watch - Download

The Hangover 2 Watch

Home Alone Watch

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York. Watch

He’s Not That Into You Watch

The Holiday Watch

The House Bunny Watch

Hugo Watch

The Hunger Games Download

Inception Download

The Illusionist Watch

Interview With The Vampire Watch

The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus Watch

Iron Man Watch

Iron Man 2 Watch

Jennifer’s Body Watch

Jawbreaker Download

John Tucker Must Die Watch

Juno Watch

Just Married Watch

Knocked Up Watch

The King’s Speech Download

Little Miss Sunshine Watch

Lost In Translation Watch

LOL Download

Love Actually Watch

Legally Blonde Watch

Legally Blonde 2 Watch

Little WomenWatch

Lion For Lambs Watch

Lolita Watch

Lord Of The Rings:

  • The Fellowship Of The Ring Watch
  • The Two Towers Watch
  • The Return Of The King Watch

The Last Song Watch

Labor Pains Watch

Marie Antoinette Watch

Mean Girls Watch

Magic Mike Download

My Sister’s Keeper Watch

Moulin Rouge Watch

Mr. & Mrs. Smith Watch

Mona Lisa Smile Watch

New Year’s Eve Watch

Never Let Me Go Watch

The Notebook Watch

The Nightmare Before Christmas Watch

Pride & Prejudice Download

Princess Diaries Watch

Princess Diaries 2 Watch

The Phantom Of The Opera Watch

Pirates Of The Caribbean:

  • The Curse Of The Black Pearl Watch
  • Dead Man’s Chest Watch
  • At World’s End Watch
  • On Stranger Tides Watch

The Parent Trap Watch

Pineapple Express Watch

The Prestige Watch

Penelope Watch

Public Enemies Watch

The Reader Watch

Remember Me Watch

The Road To El Dorado Watch

The Rocky Horror Picture Show Watch

The Runaways Watch

Ratatouille Watch

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street Download

Snow White & The Hunstman Download

Sherlock Holmes WatchDownload

The Social Network Download

Step Up Watch

Step Up To The Street Watch

She’s The Man Watch

Some Like It Hot Watch

Spice World: The Spice Girls Movie Watch

Shame Watch

Sex and The City Watch

Sucker Punch Watch

The Twilight Saga:

Thor Download

Titanic Watch 

Top Gun Download

Tangled Watch

The Tourist Watch

The Time Traveler’s Wife Watch

Up Watch

The Virgin Suicides Download

The Vow Watch

Vanilla Sky Watch

Velvet Goldmine Watch

V For Vendetta Watch

The Woman In Black Watch

What Happens In Vegas Watch

Water For The Elephants Watch

Yes Man Watch

SPREAD THESE AROUND

BLESS YOU FOR MAKING THIS

IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE IN LOVE WITH A TUMBLR POST. BECAUSE I AM.

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8PM

p0pfuckingpunk:

You know what’s a big turn on? When you’re making out with someone and they just randomly get on top of you. Yeah that is fucking great.

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8PM
8PM
8PM
twosexy:

Light Show 1

A preview of the Christmas light photo spam you’ll be seeing from us, starting next week. ~H+C

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twosexy:

Light Show 1

A preview of the Christmas light photo spam you’ll be seeing from us, starting next week. ~H+C

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7PM
7PM

hipster-disney:

Wait, you like Disney?

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Aren’t you a little old to like Disney?

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Is that a gun you’re pointing at my face?

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(via airstream-song)

November122013

supremepeniskingsam:

the last one tho lol

(Source: aesizzle, via gvj)

10AM
evaded:

Basically.

evaded:

Basically.

(via hotassme-ss)

10AM
10AM

ughsos:

in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

(Source: 666calum, via hotassme-ss)

10AM
so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

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